He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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