I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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