please come you make the beer taste better
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
