Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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