What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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