I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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