Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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