i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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