i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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