i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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