Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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