i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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