i jhust puked up my retainher.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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