He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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