so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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