sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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