do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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