Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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