Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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