god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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