Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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