he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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