I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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