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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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