they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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