You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
