i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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