But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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