Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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