i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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