Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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