Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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