bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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