the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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