I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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