Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
