was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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