sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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