if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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