that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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