I think i sorta joined a cult last night
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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