I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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