Midget sex pt 2 tonight
North Korea, Best Korea!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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