im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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