I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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