I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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