Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just tell him i said nine months
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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