nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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