Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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