Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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